A Journal that reancarnates Humor in today socioty

02:54 pm - fuckin shit...

I'm fucking done... It's the same thing over and over and over again with here... first she wants to be with me then she doesn't then she does then she doesn't and then she does and now she doesn't... fuck her and her stupid shit... she picks out every little thing and doesn't take anytime to enjoy anything... I'm fucking tired of it... I'm not wasting my time anymore...

I can't wait to go to the east coast....

03:54 am - Hello there...

So wow... it's been quite awhile since I've been on live journal... for those of you that don't check my blog posts on MySpace I suppose I'll leave something on here...

Plus I guess I can talk about some of the stuff that's been bothering me with a little bit more detail here...

I guess I'll start with the statement that lately it seems like I've been wasting away...
It feels like I'm stuck.. and I hate that feeling...

All the projects that I have planned are gonna cost me some serious cash and I really need to save up for those... which I'll get around to as soon as I get a new job...

As it stands right now... I don't know if I want to stay in this town... everything just seems so blah... Nothing ever changes and it's really been getting to me... I'm planning a trip to the east coast as soon as I can, and after that I will decide whether I want to live here or see about moving... I already enjoyed my trip to florida, when I went to visit Lee.. but I'm kinda thinking a bit more North... I don't think I could stand going without some form of winter... I don't know, I guess I'll find out how I like it when I get there... Might even see about a side trip to Jersey while I'm at it...

I've been ignoring alot of people lately... everyone just seems to stress me out. To much drama bullshit and other stuff as well... the person I've been ignoring the most would be Sam... I really am just tired of her shit... first she wants to be in a relationship with me and then she isn't sure... and then she gets all jealous when I'm with somebody else and keeps telling me how much she wants to be with me again and then when I get back with her she goes and tells me that she's decided she made the wrong decision and that she loves me but she's not "IN" love with me... I really hate that fucking sentence... I don't know I'm just sick of her Highschool bullshit and I'm done with it... I mean I'd have no problems hanging out with her, but with how she's acting my tolerance is low, so I've just been going along with her theory that I don't want anything to do with her... keeps me from being irritated... I've also been spending less time over at Brandon and Mikki's due to the fact that I'm really getting sick of getting calls about how Brandon needs help with something but he never seems to ask... it's getting frustrating. If he would actually ask me then I wouldn't have a problem with it... but he calls and just says he needs help and it gets a little aggravating... Then finally I've been spending less time with Joe because he has had a major superiority complex ever since he got his house... I don't know why but he keeps acting like he's Mr. Responsible just because of it. It's pretty annoying...

I have to make a mental note to go to Tak and Dawn's house and visit... I have been over there in awhile because I've been trying to get my shit straight so I really havn't had time...

Aside from all that stuff it's basically just all the little things building up on top of it and it sucks.... I seriously don't remember being this frustrated in a long time...

03:14 pm - SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

SERIOUSLY, THE NEXT FUCK THAT COMES UP TO ME AND TELLS ME THAT I AM TOO SKINNY AND NEED TO GAIN WEIGHT OR TELLS ME THAT I'M A SMALL GUY OR FUCKING MAKES THE ASSUMPTION THAT I'M SOME SORT OF WEAKLING WILL SERIOUSLY GET A RIGHT HOOK FROM THE JAW!!!

I WEIGH A HUNDRED AND SIXTY POUNDS AS IT IS, THERE ARE ALOT OF GUYS OUT THERE THAT WEIGH A SHIT LOAD LESS AND I'M SERIOUSLY FUCKING SICK OF ALWAYS HEARING HOW I'M A TINY GUY. I'M NOT.

JUST BECAUSE I'M TALL AND AM NOT BUILT LIKE AN IMBRED FUCK FROM NORTH DAKOTA DOES NTO MEAN I'M TINY. IT JUST MEANS I HAVE A HIGH METABOLISM. DON'T YOU THINK THAT I TRY TO GAIN WEIGHT? I MEAN I EASILY OUT EAT EVERYONE ELSE AND AND I STILL DON'T GAIN ANYTHING. I DRINK A FUCK LOAD OF PROTIEN SHAKES JUST SO I CAN TRY AND GAIN WEIGHT.

I guess what I'm trying to say is... SHUT THE FUCK UP PEOPLE ARE BUILT DIFFERENTLY, THEY HAVE DIFFERENT TYPES OF MUSCLE STRUCTURES, BROADER AND THINNER SHOULDERS, THEY ARE SHORTER AND TALLER, AND THEIR BODIES PROCESS FOOD DIFFERENTLY.

I PERSONALLY HAVE NO FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE WAY I'M BUILT, SO WHAT FUCKING BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS HOW I AM. WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE SO OBSESSED WITH THIS BULLSHIT PERFECT IMAGE, PERFECT SIZE THAT THE MEDIA PUTS OUT. WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYONE FOLLOW THAT SO CLOSELY? THE MAJORITY OF THE WORLD LOOKS NOTHING LIKE WHAT THIS IDEAL IMAGE IS. EVERYONE NEEDS TO JUST FUCKING SIMMER DOWN AND ACCEPT THEMSELVES FOR WHO THEY ARE, IF YOU WISH YOU WERE IN BETTER SHAPE SO THAT YOU CAN DO SOMETHING YOU WANT TO DO THEN THAT'S FUCKING GREAT BUT WHY IMPROVE YOURSELF FOR OTHERS...? WHY POINT OUT WHAT YOU THINK IS A FLAW IN SOMEONE ELSE? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME HOW I SHOULD LOOK?

THAT'S MY DECISION NOT YOURS! IF YOU CAN'T EXCEPT THAT THEN SHUT THE HELL UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

It's not like i'm losing any sleep at night about how I look.

Current Mood: annoyed

09:23 am - starting my work

So yeah anyways... I've decided to start working majorly on my comic so If any of you know where I can buy a webpage... give me the link please... I got to go through and find out how much it will cost... cause like I'm not gonna just use some other page to post my comics. fuck html.
As for when I'll post my first strip... that will probably be about the end of the month.

05:54 pm - Long time no see my homies

http://devils-lake.myminicity.com/

You must all help build the city :D

so anyways I will post somthing of more presidence in a bit

08:34 pm - My Christmas wishlist

Well I Can't say I really want much... I know of a few things that would be nice though

1. an "Asian Kung-Fu Generation" CD

2. a GTO Manga or DVD

3. A Costume of some sort that seems like something I would where

4. A cool shirt, Hat, Random accesory.... ect....

5. something fun like rockem sockem robots or snes games.

just remember to check on the details of who get's what for me if you decide you want to get me something...
If you get me something, I thank you, If you don't... That's okay I understand. I'm not greedy

02:47 pm

02:26 pm - HALP ME A GIANT TALKING RADIOACTIVE CRICKET IS ATTACKING ME

Why hello thur, :D :D
Did you miss me? I missed me too, lol. So anyway I have some down time because I don't have the book need for the class I'm in right now, and the teacher isn't here right now to explain what to do, so I am at a stand off until later on XD I own, oops she back now, wait a few minutes my friends oh shit I am totally lost ah crap, I guess I'll do it later when I have the book... it can't be to hard I mean it's just accounting right? heh heh anyway so here I am at the big bad college, TAKE THAT PEOPLE WHO SAID I SUX! -_-; you know who you are.... *looks up* ech.... that's not looking so pretty for me, but thank god for the fact that I know who to read, right? heh heh heh *twitch* *twitch* So anyway... back on topic... *stands up and dances* I AM THE MAN OH YEAH OOOOHHH YEAH, I AM! dun dun dun... hehheheh so for my class schedule I have loads of fun stuff like..

Accounting
Computerized Accounting (which I'm in right now)
Composition I
American Government
Intermediate Algebra
Cultural Enrichment
Strength Training
Theater

yey yey yey?
what to do what to do?.... I think I might draw or something for awhile, yeah that sounds good cause like I did get some new art stuff at the school bookstore today, yus yus definatly sounds good, :D heehhehehehehehehheeheeh if only I had a nickle for everytime I... um something? I don't know what I was even typing until I typed it........... *spaz* P.S. Shini... is.... the... CHIBIEST OF THEM ALL! MWAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! HA! HA! HA!

Current Mood: hyper

09:50 pm - sweetness

Yey, so as some of you may know Brandon, Mikki and I got an apartment and such, and today we got groceries! :D horay!






this is all I have right now, I'll get pictures of the apartment laterz. I still have to finish unpacking my room...

much love <3 yo XD hahaha 8D and some pie for shizzle oh oh yeah for shizzle >8D

10:50 am

This is in reference to why I couldn't make it to Joe's Graduation. I HAD NO VEHICLE. You people can be mad at me if you want, but it's not my fault that I got hit by a Deer and had no way to go to Lakota, let alone pick anyone up to go to the graduation. Plus, Dawn and Nikki went to New Rockford. They didn't even go near Lakota.

08:04 pm - The Anarchy Idiots of the day, well fire fighter idiots of the day...

Ummmm... yeah, todays big event was...

*I and Brandon sitting there taking apart OUR moped*

*brandon looks up* "ummm... I'm gonna go get rid of this gas we've been emptying"

*I nod* "okay have fun" *continues working*

*Brandon walks back to me* "ummm... where's your matches?"

*eyes go wide* "ummm... I'm not sure..." *searches pockets*

*brandon looks around and sees them* "oh here, they are" *walks ten feet away and puts down bucket full of gasoline/oil*

*continues working* "I really wouldn't suggest that brandon..."

"it will be fine..." *brandon lights match and drops it into bucket*

*flames go way high*

"OH SHIT HEY" *brandon stares at fire*

*looks up and starts laughing* "that's like huge dude!"

"no help me put it out we can't let the bucket melt on the cement" *brandon still looking at fire frantic like*

*continues laughing* "just take some of that sand and throw it on the fire, it will go out"

*brandon picks up sand* "okay" *throws sand on fire and cause gasoline to splash out of the bucket onto the cement where it starts to spread*

*eyes get big* "OH SHIT! I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING" *gets up and turns on water* *tosses hose to brandon*

*fires starts spreading even more* Oni: "OH SHIT" Brandon: "OH CRAP! JESSE HELP ME PUT THIS OUT"

*Brandon starts swating fire with towel as I start stomping it out with my foot*

*gets fire into a small section and Brandon grabs whole bag of sand and dumps it on fire*

*fire finally goes out*

oni: "holy shit... I told you not to do that"

*brandon stares* "well you shouldn't of given me the matches"

*eyes go wide* "i didn't! you found them on the ground"

Brandon: "it's still your fault"

*starts cleaning up mess*

08:43 am - an update on the newsness of Oni

Haha, Todays Advice: Watchout for boxing matches between snowmen and carnivorous deer... it gets ugly...

News: Ummm.... I'm still on the job hunt... it suxors... ummmmm..... I like pie

Media News: Nobody has looked at the first part of my first episode, or you have and just havn't commented... I see this as a horrible act upon man, But I'll be nice and only kill the first born of every other family, so maybe you all might be spared. On teh shitter side... Bob got all mad at me for using the camera to help brandon with his project, So now I am cameraless... it's so... cold... lol so anyway that means until I get what I need, I am screwed on making the show.
There is a bright side to this and that's that I might be able to actually start the work that needs done for my website. so in otherwords... I will still rule supreme... but I won't have any new webcam things for awhile as seeing it got taken away. ;o;

Special Oni News: I RULE BISNITCHES lol the word bisnitch is like a mix between bisquick and sandwitch O_o or is just me? 8D

anyway, adios for now comrads of the dark and keep it neat :D

Current Mood: annoyed

12:06 pm - King of Dorks Ep.1 part 1

The first part of my show :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrnRaGPZ55c

10:32 am - www.blogssuck.com

so I was thinking about it and people have been doing video blogs, so I made my first and last one with a declaration, because it bothers me that people instead of making a show have decided to start recording themselves instead of just typing a fucking entry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArQVh_5As74

04:24 pm - notice

New Music vid Yey :D

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=725485471&n=2

04:06 pm - Show teaser

My Show Teaser :D

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=722812957&n=2

11:32 pm

Shini

11:11 pm

Mikki

11:05 pm

Zidane

09:37 pm

Ummm.. there is some rumor that Tak locked me out of the house lol lawl haha O_O all that happened was that I left and came back later and tak was still sleeping O_o somebody got there story messed up O_o ummmm... yeah, so next time ask me before you decide that I'm mad and that Tak locked me out of the house, cause it's like "The Fuck?!? O_o"

AND NOW FOR WHAT I WOULD LOOK LIKE AS A SOUTH PARK CHARACTER :D ummmm... I made it so I've been put in different scenes... just think of this as a delay until I get more comic strips done, which won't be happening until I get my website built....